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Topic: great craft website (Read 2057 times)
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moogie
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ok i got this song from that site and its disturbing me. lol.  Baby Bumblebee I'm bringing home a baby bumblebee, Won't my mommy be so proud of me, (Cup hands together as if holding bee) I'm bringing home a baby bumblebee, Ouch! It stung me! (Shake hands as if just stung) I'm squishing up the baby bumblebee, Won't my mommy be so proud of me, ('Squish' bee between palms of hands) I'm squishing up a baby bumblebee, Ooh! It's yucky! (Open up hands to look at 'mess') I'm wiping off the baby bumblebee, Won't my mommy be so proud of me, (Wipe hands off on shirt) I'm wiping off the baby bumblebee, Now my mommy won't be mad at me! (Hold hands up to show they are clean) |
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jnezmama02
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Cool site!  hee hee, Megs. My sister and I used to sing that song all the time, except it was "I'm LICKING OFF the baby bumblebee won't my mommy be so proud of me".... |
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moogie
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ewwww! i'd be afraid c would do the actions.
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mum2maddox
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i used to sing that song aswell... as incorrect as it is kids love a bit of gore haha...
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mwelsh214
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We used to sing that song all the time...and we did the "licking off my baby bumblebee" too- followed by the ever so popular "I'm puking up my baby bumblebee" verse...it's a classic here!
~Mari
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kokonutmama
AP mamas Dec 04
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I make kokonut milk, what's your superpower?
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We did licking and puking, too. And there was "the littlest worm" with a similarly cruel and nauseating ending.
those are nothing compared to "the cat came back" though. That song horrified me when I was a kid and it's even more disturbing now when I hear my little cousin singing it. Just another reason to keep our kids sequestered (I know, bad spelling, bad usage) and innocent.
Thanks for the link!! I want to see more sites like that.
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A, mama to K, 12/24/04
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jnezmama02
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oh, yea, I forgot about the puking line! I don't know the other songs you mentioned, but anyone remember... "milk, milk, lemonade..." or the diahrea song or "jingle bells, batman smells"...oy!!! |
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JenBerry
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We sing Baby Bumblebee at school, but I give them paper bumblebees on popsicle sticks so that after we squish them, we wipe them off with a cleaning action. So it's like we're cleaning off the bumblebee, not wiping his guts on our shirts.  And at the end we say "and now he's allllll clean!" with much pride and sense of accomplishment.  Now, don't get me started on Little Bunny FooFoo!  Jen |
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mum2maddox
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haha this OT took a turn..
i dont know the littlest worm ... whats that?
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kokonutmama
AP mamas Dec 04
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I make kokonut milk, what's your superpower?
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I used to sing little bunny foo foo to kody when he was a baby, it made him laugh so hard...
The littlest worm goes:
the littlest worm
I ever saw
was stuck inside
my soda straw
he said to me
don't take a sip
for if you do
you'll surely flip (or you will be sick, maybe)
i took a sip
and he went down
right through my pipes
he must have drown
and then there's something about puking him back up again, but he's dead anyway, I can't remember now, help?
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A, mama to K, 12/24/04
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JenBerry
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I have never heard that in my life. What kind of sick puppy are you?? Jen |
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kokonutmama
AP mamas Dec 04
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I make kokonut milk, what's your superpower?
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They taught it to us at Girl Scout Camp. I hated it, it made me want to cry.
Still, it's not nearly as bad as The Cat Came Back, which for those who haven't heard it is the story of a cat that old man somethingorother didn't want so he tried all these creative ways to get rid of him (usually starts out with driving to the country and leaving him, procedes though drowning, lighting on fire, blowing up with explosives to eventually using an atom bomb) but the cat always comes back again. We sang that at Girl Scout camp, too. Dis TUUUUURB ing! I heard my 4 year old cousin sing it last time I saw her and it freaked me out. I asked her if she had any idea what she was talking about and she said yeah, I asked if it bothered her and she just shrugged. AAAAHHHHH!!!!!
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A, mama to K, 12/24/04
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JenBerry
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Laurie Berkner actually put a version of The Cat Came Back on one of her albums, but it's a much tamer version. Makes it sound like he's just trying to give the cat away, not kill it. I heard a horrible original version on Prairie Home Companion, though, it was SOOOOO morbid! Of course it was an adult audience so they were all laughing, but still! I had no idea until then what a macabre song it was!
Jen
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mum2maddox
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i just googled for the lyrics... oh my god how awfull... the cat came back that is.
as a kid i liked the diarreah song haha.... i think weall did...
When you're sliding into first
And your pants begin to burst
That's diarrhea, diarrhea
When you're sliding into two
And your pants are filled with goo
That's diarrhea, diarrhea
When you're sliding into third
And you feel a greasy turd
That's diarrhea, diarrhea
When you're sliding into home
And your pants are filled with foam
That's diarrhea, diarrhea
You're getting in a state
cos' you've left it very late
diarrhea diarrhea
It comes out of your bum
like a bullet from a gun
diarrhea diarrhea
runs down your leg
like a scrambled egg
diarrhea diarrhea
It's not very funny
but it's very hot and runny
diarrhea diarrhea
haha ewwwww
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